February 2012
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When you momentarily forget that you have a date with your couch and a basketball game, and pick up an overtime shift because you like nice things, life gets sad.
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No store in town sells a plastic bin big enough for a body.
– Jesse Pinkman
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Whenever someone asks me when I am free, it takes everything in me not to scream “NEVAAAAAARRRR” into my phone.
If you guys didn’t almost cry trying peel an orange that just wouldn’t peel, I feel sorry for your life.
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