February 2012
11 posts
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When you momentarily forget that you have a date with your couch and a basketball game, and pick up an overtime shift because you like nice things, life gets sad.
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“No store in town sells a plastic bin big enough for a body.”
– Jesse Pinkman
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Whenever someone asks me when I am free, it takes everything in me not to scream “NEVAAAAAARRRR” into my phone.
If you guys didn’t almost cry trying peel an orange that just wouldn’t peel, I feel sorry for your life.
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fckthatsht:
The First Night | Monica
Kris,...
January 2012
8 posts
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December 2011
15 posts
While I appreciate the convenience of having my schedule in the palm of my hand at all times, I fucking hate when my phone reminds me I have work in 15 minutes.
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I just spend 20 minutes getting ready for...
Typing "Beyonce" when you meant to type "Beyond".
ALL THE TIME. ALL. THE. TIME.
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YO. FUCK THE GRAMMYS.
November 2011
10 posts
Watchfuckyeahbeyonceknowles:
Beyonce stanning OUT for her husband!! Jamming to “Gotta Have It” last night at the Watch the Throne tour in Miami. Hitting her dougie with her pregnant self. Beyond cute!
BBBBBBBB
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HOMELAND.
and Hart of Dixie.
Things I bought at the drug store today:
a jug of milk
a single serving bottle of root beer
a box
a tube of pringles
I AM MARRIAGE MATERIAL YOU GUYS. PUT A RING ON ITTTTT.
WatchJust chillin’ with my BFF.
October 2011
11 posts
