SATURDAY AFTERNOONS ARE WHEN I MAY DRESS LIKE CAMERON DIAZ. :(
THE LEVEL OF FUNNY IN THIS POST IS ENOUGH TO KEEP LAUGHING THIS ENTIRE WEEKEND. THANK YOU KELLY OXFORD.
This is (probably) not a drill. TTY’ALL SOON
imwithkanye: Ring the alarm! It’s happening, for real this time. [image]
I feel like I should pray?
Happy Birthday to my B. F. F., girlfriend.
(It is your birthday, right?)
While I appreciate the convenience of having my schedule in the palm of my hand at all times, I fucking hate when my phone reminds me I have work in 15 minutes.
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